I tackle Puke to the ground, an’ I say “Puke! What’ve you done, you puke?” Well, he just laughs some more an’ coughs. Puke’s laughin’ and dancin’ as the library goes all inferno behind ‘im. He gets inside, then about two minutes later comes runnin’ back out followed close by a rollin’ cloud o’ thick, black smoke. I found out soon enough, ‘cause ol’ Puke ran lickety-quick to the library. Let’s call ‘im The Puke, ‘cause I hated him, okay?īMK: Wait, the guy I remind you of… you’re calling him “the Puke” because you hate him?Ĭ: So the Puke makes one quick stop at a general store, but I couldn’t see what he bought. So what can this guy possibly be doin’ goin’ down to the local library? Does he need a fuggin’ book on how to be a sailor? And what, in the name of whore-chasin’ sailors, was that bastard’s name? I can never remember names. Y’gotta understand here, most o’ the guys on the boat made straight for the ol’ cathouse, if you understand what I’m gettin’ at here. Ever suspicious of the bastard, I follow ‘im through town. So we get into port and this guy makes a straight line for the library. You know the ones? Lil’ suckers, about that long? Nah, just never-damn-mind. We get into port one day – had a hold full o’ them little fish. Yeah, I always hoped a fuggin’ rogue wave would hit the boat an’ sweep him off the deck, but it never happened. An’ that’s comin’ from me, a guy who’s about as graceful as a twenty-foot-tall infant. He loved tellin’ the damn freaky tales an’ really turnin’ the screws on folks. I was wondering if-Ĭ: I used to sail with a guy kinda like you. It’s the story of your adventure in and around the city of Stagwater.Ĭ: What? Now why in the damn hell would you wanna tell a story like that? What’s next, you gonna tell ‘em about when the Spires got swallowed by a hell-mouth?īMK: Well, let me just switch gears here, if I may.
BMK: Um, it’s Chuggie and the Desecration of Stagwater.
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